Something has happened to me since I became a parent. It’s to do with my eating habits. Since I’ve had the twins something has happened to me – food-wise. Because I no longer eat three meals a day, at regular times of the day. Like I did before. Pre kids – Hubby and I loved our food. We liked eating…

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“Mummy, juice peese” “Mummy, done a poo” “Mummy, toe hurts” “Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Thomas is broke” “Mummy, snack peese” “Me draw peese Mummy?” “Mummy, Elsa dress on” “Mummy, Elsa dress off” Are a few examples of MOST of my day. Now I don’t know about you, but just reading that makes me panic. Sends me into a small frenzy.…

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To, the Creators of Peppa Pig, RE: Muddy puddles Hello. And thank you for reading (which I hope that you are, and that it’s not just your ‘people’ opening this letter). You see, I do realise that you are probably on a beach somewhere, in the Bahamas’, drinking cocktails – stinking rich. I know this, because, not only have you…

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Hubby told me over our family Saturday morning breakfast that he was playing golf tomorrow. He informed me that he’d be going out early and would be gone all morning. That he needed some “down-time” because he “hadn’t played golf in ages”. My initial reaction to this news was to throw my spoon at him, swear a bit, and then…

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