As a Mummy of twins, I wear many different hats. Cook. Cleaner. Negotiator. One of my newest hats however is Chief Interpreter of Toddler Babble. Over breakfast, Lottie (one of my twins) was trying to tell Daddy something very important: L – “Bore peas” Daddy – “You want some peas?” he asks her, quite astonished that she wants garden peas…

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By Henry (the cat) – pet of twins Harry & Lottie Yes that’s me. And yes, I have an unfortunate black mark placed below my nose that makes me resemble a former German dictator. How observant of you. Moron. I’m sorry for the outburst, but I’ve been having some problems lately. ‘The one that feeds me’ has started writing a…

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(by a Mummy of toddler boy & girl twins) 1. Going out clubbing. Remember being off your face, dancing to house music until 4am, in the hottest and most crowded of places, whilst in unpractical high-heeled shoes that made your feet throb for two whole days afterwards? No – me neither. Because once you have a baby this never happens…

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